Goofy and saucy
"Very goofy scifi second feature, but a good time"
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FAST CARS FAST WOMEN:
Welcome to the erotic world of female racecar drivers! These high octane girls know how to rev up everyone's engine, but when a group of sleazy mobsters begin attacking the girls and their friends, it's up to their tough coach (Kay Parker) to unleash her own brand of revenge!
77m / 1981 / Color / 1.85:1
STARSHIP EROS:
Aboard the Starship Eros, the all-female crew have nothing but time to indulge their erotic fantasies, with the help of their robotic servant.
67m / 1979 / Color / 1.85:1
Director: Scott McHaley
Actors (combined): Mike Ranger, Ron Jeremy, William Margold, Becky Savage, Kay Parker
Overall rating: 4.2083335 / 5 from 24 reviews.
Review topics: ["shipping","feature","women","scenes","kay parker","movie","restoration","idea","acting","storyline"].
"Very goofy scifi second feature, but a good time"
"loved both movies! also really liked the cast in both"
"A really fun twofer this - Fast Cars Fast Women is enlivened by the considerable talents of Kay Parker, but Starship Eros was my favourite - a cheap and cheerful "sci fi", heavy on lesbian scenes, beautifully staged and shot like a Hustler pictorial come to life. Plus a ridiculous "robot" aka a guy in a cheap C3PO mask getting a blowjob. Entertainingly absurd."
"I love the setting and production values on FCFW in this double bill. Also, the mere presence of Kay Parker in this movie is enough to get it. I've heard about Starship Eros and the infamous scene, and am on to watch that next. But, I didn't want to dilly, as any discerning adult fan should get this double bill."
"Kay Parker can always sell a picture!. . . And 'F*ck Rogers' this ain't . . . . This is the 'good' ship Eros!. . . And it's all BAD😉!!!!"
"Two films - one is genuinely erotic and has an interesting storyline, while the other is Starship Eros. FCFW stars Kay Parker who as always is sexy as hell. The film has an interesting enough storyline, it's well filmed and perfectly watchable. I particularly enjoyed seeing the cars they were driving change from one moment to the next, as if by magic! Starship Eros is a gem, but not for the reasons you might expect. Really it's just watching the C3PO lookalike getting blowjobs etc. and his amusing body movement as it happens. You can't see him smiling, but you kind of know he is and that's what makes it so funny. A great double feature which was far more enjoyable than I expected. If you can find a copy then it's certainly recommended."
"Good old porno double feature. Fast Cars Fast Women is goofy, fun and sexy. Starship Eros is way less memorable, but was fine. Some funny scenes."
"Incredibly fun and some pretty cool wacky ideas for both of these. Love them!"
""Fast Cars Fast Women" presents a race car scenario so underdeveloped and generic that if one were to remove the sex scenes and replace them with songs it might be indistinguishable from the most unmemorable of 1960's Elvis vehicles, only with worse acting. Kay Parker stars as owner of an all-female race car team who spends most of the film either in the throes of self-manipulation or driving her car to a new location to engage in self-manipulation. As previously stated, the acting is pretty dismal, though any film featuring Ron Jeremy getting punched cannot honestly be said to be without merit. Unfortunately, the same cannot e said for "Starship Eros" a bit of wannabe SF flotsam which substitutes cardboard sets, HO scale model railroad special effects and the most repetitive and irritating s sex scenes in memory, highlighted by a particularly stupid extended torture scene with a ten cent ray gun. Visual restoration is impressive but only makes the bad effects work and the race car stock footage more glaringly apparent."
"Fun movies but I like fast cars/fast women the best"
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