Dracula doesn't suck
"Just with the title like Dracula Sucks, it's worth watching. It sticks to the theme pretty well, and is a little weird with a cool setting. And it has a commentary as a nice bonus"
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At an exclusive sanitarium, strange things are happening: patients are acting differently and are being found with mysterious bite marks in their necks. Visiting professor, Van Helsing (Reggie Nalder) believes it to be the work of vampires. With the arrival of Count Dracula (Jamie Gillis), things get even stranger and more violent, as the diabolical count sets his sights on the beautiful Mina (Annette Haven). Acclaimed as the most star studded X rated film ever made, featuring supporting performances from Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, John Leslie, Paul Thomas, Mike Ranger and Bill Margold, Dracula Sucks has finally been restored to its original directors cut and is coming to DVD for the very first time!
Director: Phillip Marshak
Actors: Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Mike Horner, Mike Ranger, Paul Thomas, Reggie Nalder, William Margold, Annette Haven, Kay Parker, Seka, Serena
180 combined minutes / 1979 / Color / 1.85:1
Overall rating: 4.4545455 / 5 from 11 reviews.
Review topics: ["packaging","presentation","set","dracula","acting","movie","smut","version"].
"Just with the title like Dracula Sucks, it's worth watching. It sticks to the theme pretty well, and is a little weird with a cool setting. And it has a commentary as a nice bonus"
"Picked this one up in the sale, after passing it up many times previously. When the film started, I thought perhaps I'd been wrong for doing so. After all, vampire movies are based around eroticism and the vulnerabilities of sensitive parts of the body. But this movie soon started to fail on all that potential and only got worse. What was Hitler doing there anyway, given when this was most likely supposed to be set? Anyway, Gillis is fairly good in his role as Dracula, although a bit weird with him having a beard. Perhaps because the vampires growl in this one and it's all tied up with the werewolf thing. . . in which case, why wasn't Leslie Bovee in the film, given the amount of fur on her! Lust at First Sight is on the second disc and that's pretty much the shorter hardcore version. Some scenes are different, also rearranged and generally terrible in every way. The main feature is just about watchable, but it's really not great."
"One of my fav Jamie Gillis films!"
"Strange, good looking movie. Obviously cut on coke! Very interesting story behind it, as with so many films of the time. AC with Margold is really worth a listen and gives some - sadly not that much - insights into the different cuts. - Only good looking girls, above all the otherwordly Annette! Not much hardcore action, but the movie looks like Bava or Hammer, so it's a little sad, nothing better resulted from it. John Holmes is obviously in shape and Gillis is Gillis and is the greatest Porn-Dracula out there. - I, for myself, would've loved more background-information about the different cuts out there and subtitles for the AC would've been nice (but that's maybe only me with my not so good english). - Over all, it is a nice movie with lots of great looking women, sometimes good acting and beautiful sets. It is fun, because of it's ambitions, that could have never been fulfilled. - As bonus you have the "Lust At First Bite"-Cut with more hardcore as in the "Director's Cut" and the commentary with Bill Margold. So it's a good package for this wild and strange film!"
"Very gross to me. Not sexy. But interesting and a fun Dracula porno riff. Love the effects in here lol."
"Comedy and porn mixed."
"Totally bonkers porn"
"Always been interested in this and glad i got it i love the dark gothic horror tale the scenes were hot as well"
"Classic Jamie Gillis. What more needs to be said? This is classic vintage smut given the VinSyn treatment. The packaging is great, the presentation is clean and crisp. Dracula was never so entertaining as he is in this movie"
"Vlad the impaler"
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